Tuesday, February 13, 2007
Friday, February 09, 2007
Do you remember how to skip?
You know, "skipping"...
hop skip hop la la head tilting back and forth, flowers in hand preferably to school in an old wooden building - huh?
No, seriously I was walking back to the office down the long empty hallway, because it's Friday and thought to myself, "Self? This would be a good hallway to skip across."
So I started to a little, but was afraid to fully commit because...why? Seriously, I mean, what was I afraid of? Falling? There wasn't anybody around. I'm not wary of anyone questioning my sexuality because I'm comfortable in my hetero/metrosexual skin and I bet macho men skip by themselves when the wife goes to sleep - but maybe I was afraid that skipping really doesn't serve a purpose unless you're Laura Ingalls from Little House On The Prairie. Maybe I stopped because when you're older, anything that expends more energy than necessary is definitely a no-no because we need to conserve our energy should the young ones decide to eat us or shuffle us off to convalescent homes.
And then when I got back inside the office, I wanted to ask everybody if they remembered how to skip but they we're all talking about something wonderful KushCash development-wise, so I didn't mention anything. I imagined that an office full of guys and and girls skipping around desks would be funny and maybe the equivalent of when you ask a right-handed person to throw a baseball with their left hand. Many yuk yuks usually ensue.
So, here I am now, hunched over and pecking away on the KushCash blog with "The Sexy Never Left" title that I should change, because now it's not as funny, if it was ever at all.
And that's all folks. It's Friday at 5:32 in the p.m., in the O.C., 02/09/07 in the "21C".
Stick a fork in me - I'm done.
hop skip hop la la head tilting back and forth, flowers in hand preferably to school in an old wooden building - huh?
No, seriously I was walking back to the office down the long empty hallway, because it's Friday and thought to myself, "Self? This would be a good hallway to skip across."
So I started to a little, but was afraid to fully commit because...why? Seriously, I mean, what was I afraid of? Falling? There wasn't anybody around. I'm not wary of anyone questioning my sexuality because I'm comfortable in my hetero/metrosexual skin and I bet macho men skip by themselves when the wife goes to sleep - but maybe I was afraid that skipping really doesn't serve a purpose unless you're Laura Ingalls from Little House On The Prairie. Maybe I stopped because when you're older, anything that expends more energy than necessary is definitely a no-no because we need to conserve our energy should the young ones decide to eat us or shuffle us off to convalescent homes.
And then when I got back inside the office, I wanted to ask everybody if they remembered how to skip but they we're all talking about something wonderful KushCash development-wise, so I didn't mention anything. I imagined that an office full of guys and and girls skipping around desks would be funny and maybe the equivalent of when you ask a right-handed person to throw a baseball with their left hand. Many yuk yuks usually ensue.
So, here I am now, hunched over and pecking away on the KushCash blog with "The Sexy Never Left" title that I should change, because now it's not as funny, if it was ever at all.
And that's all folks. It's Friday at 5:32 in the p.m., in the O.C., 02/09/07 in the "21C".
Stick a fork in me - I'm done.
Poochie, indeed...
ううむ。いい質問だ。どうやって巨人を倒すか？ 実はわれわれはそんなことには取り組まない。少なくとも今は。遠くから戦士を訓練することができるのに、いきなり膨れ上がった敵の大部隊に立ち向かう必要はないだろう。KushCashが提供しようとしているのは全然別物だ。そう、もちろん、ユーザーはKushCashをありとあらゆる商品の販売や個人間の取り引きに使ってくれていて、ありがたいと思ってる。しかしKushCashが本当に提供したいのはPaypalのような巨人やその他マイナーなライバルが提供できないもの、個性とか使いやすさ、フレッシュなシステムなどだ。今のモバイルでの支払いのマーケットはまるで白黒の高校生活映画みたいに退屈だ。われわれはそこへいくと、年度の途中で現れたハンサムでスマートな転校生みたいなもの。そう、それに型破りだ。ママを大切にして夕食にはきちんと家に帰るけれど、夜になればズキューン！とドラグレーサーに変身する。われわれはこの種のサービスとして初めてネットワークによるソーシャル金融サービス（*1）を提供することが自慢だ。それとは別にKushCashは現在のサービスに満足していないユーザーに大いに魅力があるはず。Paypal Mobileと同じように機能して、もっと簡単に、ユーザーフレンドリーに使えて、Paypalなんかと同じくらい安全でプライバシーも守られたサービスを求めるユーザーはたくさんいる。現在までユーザーからの反応は上々だ。ユーザーにはサーファーもいれば銀行もいる。ベビーシッターもいる。みんながKushCashをビジネスとソーシャル金融に利用している。
Tuesday, February 06, 2007
Do Androids Dream Of Text Revisions?
I don't dream of anything on a regular basis except for bees that speak human and being trapped in a dungeon with a taller version of Eva Longoria - but I've seriously been, lately, having a ton of dreams dealing with typos, bad syntax and grammatical errors.
And if it's a particularly bad night, I have a recurring nightmare ivolving Eva Longoria, but with a bee's head, hitting me in the knuckles over and over in a dungeon as I type this post that you're reading right now...
And if it's a particularly bad night, I have a recurring nightmare ivolving Eva Longoria, but with a bee's head, hitting me in the knuckles over and over in a dungeon as I type this post that you're reading right now...
KushCash Award Of The Day!
"Solar power in the Sunshine State -- sounds like a winner to us! The town of Dania, Florida has taken a page from Treehugger, and decided that solar-powered street lights would be a good investment, considering the threat of hurricane-caused power outages. Dania will invest $1 million in the improvements, and city officials believe that's money well-spent after the power outages caused by 2005's Hurricane Wilma."
http://www.treehugger.com/files/2007/02/florida_town_in.php
http://www.treehugger.com/files/2007/02/florida_town_in.php
Wednesday, January 31, 2007
Tuesday, January 30, 2007
More KushCash for the pushin'
Hmmm...I don't really know if that title made any sense. But I'm allowed to not make sense more than I normally don't make sense. See? Did that last sentence make sense also?
Joey just answered his phone and said, "Sizzler!"
That's pretty funny.
Funnier than me right now.
Joey just answered his phone and said, "Sizzler!"
That's pretty funny.
Funnier than me right now.
Friday, January 26, 2007
I Lose...
I brought "Connect Four" into the office today and felt like a dork walking from the parking lot. But you just wait until I become the KushCash King of Konnect Kfour Ktoday.
Must work now.
Kbye.
Must work now.
Kbye.
Tuesday, January 23, 2007
Friday, January 19, 2007
Ummm...I Don't Know.
I had something from You Tube on here that I thought was pretty funny - but probably wasn't. It was kind of scary, a buff guy in a competition doing the robot. See? Now you want to see it now, huh?
Oh well, it's not anybody's here.
You know you don't really have any readers yet when nobody comments on the buff guy doing the robot.
Oh well, it's not anybody's here.
You know you don't really have any readers yet when nobody comments on the buff guy doing the robot.
Tuesday, January 16, 2007
Friday, January 12, 2007
Monday, January 08, 2007
Friday, January 05, 2007
Thursday, January 04, 2007
I feel unwanted...
Everytime I tell somebody about Kushcash, they get all interested.
But when I talk about myself, their eyes glaze over - and not in the good-wow-oh-gee-dreamy-way. More like a blind dog-with-cataracts-way.
Wait-what?
Did that make sense? Probably not.
But when I talk about myself, their eyes glaze over - and not in the good-wow-oh-gee-dreamy-way. More like a blind dog-with-cataracts-way.
Wait-what?
Did that make sense? Probably not.
Tuesday, January 02, 2007
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