Today is my girlfriend's birthday.
I woke her up excitedly at 6 a.m.,
gave her her present,
danced around and told her to call her mother.
Then we she did all that and wanted to go get breakfast burritos,
I pretended to be asleep.
That is why I suck.
I'm the Boo-Radley of KushCash.com, telling you that KUSHCASH saves you time. Meaning - just go to Kushcash.com and send and receive money, download it to your mobile or use it through your phone's browser. It's FREE. You can basically send and recieve money all of the time with friends, fiends and fools from your mobile phone. You can also track your financial status within your social network. How cool is that? Yes, cooler than Empire Strikes Back. Almost. Kinda. Sorta. Not really.
Meet the KushCash Crew...
Send a pic and a comment to kmalone@mobileswt.com...
Explain, please...
I work for KushCash.com in beautiful Aliso Viejo, California.This blog exists as a place for my fart-humor and a forum for you to ask me questions about KushCash, events, my mom and/or what I had to eat today. I won't tell you my name because I'm afraid of internet perverts/psychos/clowns and bees. Seriously, I'm deathly afraid of bees. I'm not even allergic. But there's something about them, you know? Their little furry, fat bodies. Pollen on their legs and all. Agghhh...gives me the shivers, man. If I could sacrifice all of the honey and flowers in the world in exchange for the ultimate extinction of all bees? The world wouldn't smell as nice.
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