Wheat Bread With Oatmeal In It...

I know it's horrible - but, even with all of the starving people in the world - I still can't finish the sandwich that my girlfriend made me for lunch. Healthy = it tastes like what a preschool art project would taste like. Oh, what's a preschool art project taste like, you ask? Blahggghhrrrmppphh! That's what.